The Shart Survival Kit – The Ultimate Gag Gift for Accidents & Mishaps by Witty Yeti

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The Shart Survival Kit – The Ultimate Gag Gift for Accidents & Mishaps by Witty Yeti

THE ULTIMATE POOP PRANK GIFT: The perfect novelty gag set for friends, family, and coworkers who appreciate potty humor.
FULLY FUNCTIONAL SURVIVAL KIT: Includes a pair of disposable underwear, moist towelettes (travel size), a tissue pack, and a ‘Brave Survivor’ badge.
GUARANTEED TO CAUSE LAUGHTER: A high-class, funny bum set that serves as the perfect White Elephant, Secret Santa, or birthday gift.
LIFETIME WARRANTY: Witty Yeti guarantees satisfaction. If the jokes don’t land, we’ll make it right.
TRAVEL READY: Compact tin design fits easily in a glove box, backpack, or desk drawer for emergency preparedness.

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Product Description

BE PREPARED WHEN NATURE CALLS (LOUDLY)

We’ve all heard the warning: “Never trust a fart.” But sometimes, despite your best judgment, sh… stuff happens. When the mudslide strikes, don’t be caught unprepared. Witty Yeti’s Shart Survival Kit is the ultimate potty-themed gag gift designed to rescue your dignity (or at least your underwear) in your time of need.

WHY THIS IS THE #1 GIFT FOR NUMBER 2:
• READY FOR ANYTHING: This fully functional, travel-size emergency kit comes packed with everything you need for a quick recovery: one pair of disposable undies, moist towelettes (non-flushable), a tissue pack, and a survival badge to wear with pride.
• COMEDY GOLD: Perfect for Secret Santa, White Elephant, birthdays, or bachelor parties. This kit gives new meaning to potty humor and is guaranteed to get huge laughs from friends, family, and coworkers.
• HIGH-CLASS HUMOR: We take our pranks seriously. The packaging is polished and the puns are top-tier, making this a hilarious novelty item that doesn’t look cheap.

GUARANTEED FOR LIFE
We offer a No-Nonsense Lifetime Satisfaction Guarantee on all our gag gifts. If you aren’t 100% happy with the laughs (or the cleanup supplies), just send us an email, and we promise to make it right.

GET YOURS TODAY: The perfect solution for your on-the-run runs. Add the Witty Yeti Shart Survival Kit to your cart and save a butt (maybe even your own)!